So silly how I call this the final episode as if there were multiple hahaha, sorry guys bio was beating me up for real. Anywho…wow, you truly did it, girl. You really did it. I mean, the semester isn’t over quite yet so don’t start relaxing now, but I mean girlllll it has not been easy. I’m honestly so surprised at how far I have made it. If you know me, you know my number one motto, “sleep is for the weak.” But for the incoming freshman let me tell you….DON’T BE LIKE ME. I cannot prioritize anything. Instead of studying for an exam, I was shopping for a wedding outfit and I don’t even know anyone who is getting married HA. Anywho, sorry Esme I forgot this letter was to you. After looking back on these past two semesters and you have done a lot. I’m very proud you could maintain your grades, two jobs, and multiple performance clubs. No wonder why you didn’t sleep. I’m kind of writing this hoping that you’re reading this before graduation so let me go ahead and say what I want to. I hope you have grown into the woman of God you have longed and longed to be. Hopefully, you are getting ready to travel, and have your dream job and your freshman-year plan can actually come to life. I hope your name still remained Congratulations all these years. I hope you left the crusty Gillette bathrooms behind. I hope you got Zeppos, NOT HOPE I’M PRAYING EVEN NOW YOU WILL GET IT IN JESUS’ NAME AMENOOOOO. I hope you didn’t overload yourself to get where you are. I hope you still talk to some of your (emphasis on some) floormates from freshman year because that g’bond is too precious. Lastly, I hope you learned to say no haha, you don’t have to do everything girl you can only handle so much at a time. I lied I hope you finally got to take a sign language class and also got into art because registration that was outrageous. MAKE SLEEP NO LONGER FOR THE WEAK BECAUSE MY EYEBAGS ARE TOO MUCH GIRLLLL!!!! Take care of yourself and call your parents more you will regret it later. Also get your money up not your funny up, how you have two jobs but can’t pay for your own hair be fr. But I love you girllllll and remember nothing is embarrassing because you will never see these people ever gain 🙂 live it up girlyyyyy !! Be thankful for the character development arc heheheeeee !!
The best Sesame without the S this campus has ever seen
p.s. here are some memories you are not allowed to forget: