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Atrocities I’ve committed in My First Month

September 25, 2024 by Callie Tuck


Here is a short list of a few things I am guilty of doing.

1.) Hanging out with someone without knowing their name

I am a repeat offender in this category. I would say I am terrible with names, but I am also terrible with faces. I have gone on countless dinners without actually knowing the other person’s name. (I have not been caught once, but it has come SO close.)

2.) Saying I understand something when I actually have no clue

This is THE ONE. I will ask questions in class and either a TA, Student, or professor will explain and give me an answer and my response is always, “Thank you that makes more sense.” When in fact I am even more confused than before I asked the question.

3.) Seeing someone far away and thinking I know them when in reality I need glasses

Picture this, I am walking between classes and I see somone I mostly definitely know (name included) and I will smile and wave. Then as I get closer I realize they aren’t waving back and I have never seen this person in my life.

4.) THIS ONE IS TOP SECRET: I keep forgetting not to pour solutions back into their container in Lab (and I also over titrate an ungodly amount)

PLEASE don’t cancel me. I over pour every single time and before I remember not to pour it back into the container its already too late. (I have actually been getting a little better at it per lab I had today.) ALSO I have discovered I am not patient enough for titration AT ALL. I have over titrated every single time. (I usually start making up numbers when I am like 6 titrations deep.)

5.) Saying I am going to lock in and then an hour is gone and I haven’t accomplished anything

I fear that everyone is struggling with this one. I have a study group (if you can even call it that) and we spend most the time talking. If its a good day, we will get like 15 minutes of hardcore studying.

6.) Losing THE Game (and now you have too)

I AM SORRY IT HAD TO BE DONE!


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