Last week I had a bunch of stuff to get done, so naturally I procrastinated. It turned out to be high-quality procrastination though because I made these low-quality, incredibly boomer memes to describe the houses in which you all reside. What they lack in funny they make up for in 2012 font. Enjoy.
Written in collaboration with Micah Mayborn.
First up we have Gillette and the infamous G’Flood. I’m not entirely sure if this one’s true, but I definitely bring it up to all my friends from G’House.
Next is Stambaugh with their beautiful, absolutely breathtaking staircase…that goes…?
I live in East, so this is personal. The struggle is real.
Their motto verbatim: North or nothing? Tough call.
Photo credit: Libby Meade (certified Guacamole chef) of Murray.
Again, I live in East. Only time will tell who is superior.
I don’t make the rules, I only make the memes.
I thought this one would be topical and timely, but I may just let this one cool off for a while.
I know nothing about Memorial. They have s’mores I guess?